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It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
Losing your head in an emergency is a no brainer.
The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will. Death before disown her.
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
Economists report that garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sales of fresh flowers.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control.
I thought Santa was going to be late, but he arrived in the Nick of time.
Bookkeepers are problems for libraries.
My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.
The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt.
When the poetess died she went to meter maker.
To insure his own survival, Bugs was aiming to see Elmer between two cross hares.
Some cardinals got their feathers ruffled when the pope gave away the church's nest egg to the poor.
A sleeping bag is a nap sack.
A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection.
The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
The cheap hotel was really a violin.
I tried sleeping at the gym but it was fitful.
Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
