Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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My wife kept insisting I do macrame. Finally I shouted, 'Knot again!'
My sled dog never barks. He is a male mute.
If I think I've seen an idiot before, is that a case of deja fool.
Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley.
Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.
Lungs are a pair of windbags.
Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring.
Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.
I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point.
The workers at that inn are very unfriendly. They create a hostel environment.
When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
We're expecting fallout from the recent layoffs at the nuclear plant.
The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
A golf course is a foreground.
My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever.
That gas pump must be sick. It doesn't fill well.
My cartography job is really going to put me on the map.
