Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
A funny criminal is a silicon.
I was too busy drinking to notice that all my cigarettes had gone ashtray.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
Wounds heal better if they are covered. This is an example of gauze and effect.
I had trouble getting to the University in New Orleans. I had to drive down a two lane road.
Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
A weeknight is a tiny nobleman.
It took the replay analyst a long time to cut his grass. He did it in slo-mow.
The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.
My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom. He is my Father in Loo.
The editor really took a lot out of my manuscript. He cut a great dele.
Semaphore was flagged away as a form of communication decades ago.
I told the knight that I could knock him out of his saddle. Of course, I was speaking in joust.
