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When buying a lamp a shady deal usually takes place.
In veterinary school we studied the brain of the hippopotamus. At that time most students stayed on the main campus, while I stayed on the hippocampus.
The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault.
Two fur traders once took a golfing trip together. They played a skins match.
If you need something done, call an electrician - they conduit.
If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
I have a difficult time discerning fine jewelry. I guess I've been out of the loupe too long.
The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
The marine glue manufacturer's plans came unstuck and ended in insolvency.
I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
The termite wanted to lose weight, so he started eating more lattice.
My friends call me Mesa because of my big butte.
I was caught studying the periodic table in English class. It was an elementary mistake.
There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles and now he is flying high on pain meds.
I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
When I suffered a groin injury I became quite testy.
People say that as a child, William Shakespeare was very playful.
I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting, but now I have an apartment complex.
