Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."
In very large sponge colonies in the ocean, there's a soaker born every minute.
Rental agents offer quarters for dollars.
Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing.
Cows make noise only when they're in the mood.
My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light.
When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match.
One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football.
What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use? Reptiles!
My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
Eastern European gymnast electrocuted in Pole Volt.
My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.
During his lifetime, the composer Bach was a noted success.
That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.
Lamp factories have light workloads.
The Origami classes saw stationery costs increase twofold.
The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents.
