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Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job.
He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually.
Did Gregor Mendel ever win the Nobel Peas Prize?
At the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself. Turns out it had fleece.
Bring about is what a boxing promoter does.
I thought I packed a memory card for my camera, but I forgot it.
The 'Star Wars' character was nicknamed 'Coffee'. His real name was Java the Cup.
Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.
I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
You can raze a tree with a lumber jack.
I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made. It was rued.
My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes. They ended up grandfathering him in.
Since I've taken the job in The Everglades I've been swamped!
I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself.
The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.
When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Mine safety is riddled with legal pitfalls.
After injuring my upper arm and wearing an ice pack, my wife accused me of giving her the cold shoulder.
Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
