Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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How does a Welsh man eat cheese? Caerphilly.
Ducks don't have their palms read - they look for it on the web.
Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
The chimney sweep wore a soot and tye.
The flower that wilted was in desperate need of a stem cell transplant.
A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.
The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.
Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade.
He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.
Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday.
Santa came down with the flue.
That really nice fellow works in a clothing factory sewing zippers on jeans. That is good. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
The other animals shunned the kangaroo. They treated him like a leaper.
Just after thimbles were invented there was a shortage, so many people got stuck without one.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite.
After the first hamburger press was made and became very successful, the inventor got a patty on the back.
The animals at the zoo started rioting. A porcupine was brought in to quill the uprising.
I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.
