Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.
Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet. He had launched a pre-emptive strike.
Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
I was saddened to learn that my neighbor, who is a respiratory therapist, expired last week.
When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.
The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched.
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude.
If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine.
An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.
Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind.
Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.
An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work. He was a limberjack.
A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note.
The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column.
