Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see.
The toilet paper walked into the employment center two-ply for a job.
The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out.
The recycled cartridge business certainly lowered the toner the neighborhood.
Labor contracts come just before childbirth.
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects.
A range-finder is a person who goes shopping for a new stove.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
Having my hair cut for free is the only fringe benefit I receive.
When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
He said, 'Hones', that is the truth', but I knew elide.
People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.
Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle.
The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place.
Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.
When the prisoner died just before his parole they put him in a halfway hearse.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
