Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type...'
With circular arguments the possibilities are endless.
My wife has a cold. This morning she woke up and had her morning coughy.
I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
Mathematicians are sum worshippers.
Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
Tennyson wrote a series of poems about a lazy monarch. He called it 'Idles of the King.'
I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad, it was a toss-up.
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
Historians have extra-century perception.
The man was always leaving himself voicemail messages. He was very self-sendered.
When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set.
Marie was curious about radium.
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
A second chimney is superfluous.
The philosophy student got an 'F' the day he forgot to turn in his Hume work.
