Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Mathematicians are sum worshippers.
Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
Tennyson wrote a series of poems about a lazy monarch. He called it 'Idles of the King.'
I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad, it was a toss-up.
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
Historians have extra-century perception.
The man was always leaving himself voicemail messages. He was very self-sendered.
When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set.
Marie was curious about radium.
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
A second chimney is superfluous.
The philosophy student got an 'F' the day he forgot to turn in his Hume work.
As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.
My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
