Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
The drunk went into the barbershop and said, 'Take a little off the tope.'
When Socrates needed to buy food he went to the grocery stoa.
Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.
The obese editor started a weight redaction program.
My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
Attila was coaching a soccer team. He wanted them to win, but his Huns were tied.
The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure.
I wanted cottage cheese with my meal so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away.
I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over.
I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils. I said, 'Oh ye of ladle faith.'
CPR is a near-breath experience.
Old skiers go downhill fast.
You can rely on high divers because of their deep end ability.
The museum had a 3-D exhibit depicting a modern funeral parlor. It was a die-orama.
Resale means to go yachting again.
That Star Wars villain loves to talk. Everyone calls him Jabber the Hutt.
Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
I don't know what possessed me to attend that seance.
