Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
A horse is a very stable animal.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
If you want to make money as a comedian you have to have the cents of humor.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack.
What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeak
I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
What color is a belch? Burple.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? -- Aye matey!
When my father took the whole bannister down including the newel, he deleted the post.
I nailed my wood-shop test.
