Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Rust is edible. After all, it is a form of car-rot.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego.
She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
Where does McDonald's get its burgers from? Macau.
What are tired Army clothes? Fatigues.
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
How can sea captains use amphibians? As froghorns.
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
A duck walks into a pharmacy to buy some Chapstick. The clerk asks, "Will that be cash or credit?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."
I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out.
I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.
What did the guitar say to the musician? "Pick on someone your own size!"
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
You can tell that a tree is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves.
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
