Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Pasteurize: Too far to see.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
They arrested the former chewing gum manufacturer for unlicensed ex-spearmints.
What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.
Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
The Hand family consists of 10 electricians. Their motto is "Many Hands make light work."
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
What do you get when you put the pictures of the Kings of Russia on a flag? The Tsar-Spangled Banner.
Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
