Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.
What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.
It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away.
How do chickens dance? Chick to chick.
They arrested the bartender for taking liquor home. I believe the official charge was "emboozlement."
Why isn't whispering permitted in class? Because it's not aloud.
What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill."
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.
Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
