Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop"? A man laughing his head off.
It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general? A military coo.
What's the motto of the ghoul's convention? The morgue the merrier.
I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.
This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman. She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her, "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy."
What is the gambler's heaven? Paradise.
I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What goes up into the air white and comes down yellow and white? An egg.
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse".
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.
What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.
I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
