Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Male deer have buck teeth.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive"
What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.
Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
Regular visitors to the dentist are familiar with the drill.
Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Why did the blonde throw butter out a window? She wanted to see a butterfly.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.
Notice outside the supermarket: Chicken soup is out of stock.
Two robbers with clubs went golfing, but they didn't play the fairway.
You think he can pull off those tight pants?
Whiteboards are remarkable.
What do you call two people in an ambulance? A pair of medics.
Why does lightning shock people? Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.
A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer ... and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.
What do you get when you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
