Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
Some people don't like food going to waist.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
A man hit another on the head with a soda bottle, killing him. In court, he claimed he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill".
Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....
I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.
Ancient orators tended to Babylon.
Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
Never give your uncle an anteater.
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.
What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.
