Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Erik the Red was a Norse of a different colour
It looks like an optical illusion, but it isn't
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.
Witches fly on brooms because nature abhors a vacuum
A will is a dead giveaway.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes
What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady"
There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.
What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan.
Nylons give women a run for their money.
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.
Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
Chronic illegal parkers suffer from parking zones disease.
