Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
A good pun is its own reword.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would give you Linoleum Blownapart.
They also surf who only stand on waves.
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns.
Bough, cough, dough, rough, sought, through, hiccough - argh!
Man was predestined to have free will.
She's in love with her psychiatrist: she's shrink-rapt
Threw jelly at cop; conviction: carrying congealed weapon
Cross a cannon with a bell: boomerang!
