Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
A summer is a mathematician.
He reminded me the speed limit was 60, but I didn't understand, he was speaking a mile a minute.
When the presidential candidates campaign in rural areas, do they take a straw poll? When they campaign in forested areas do they give stump speeches?
Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organisations.
The retired general would not help his grandson color Easter eggs, but he did give the boy some cottage cheese. Old soldiers never dye, they just feed some whey.
Valentine's Day is pure cupidity.
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
