Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam.
Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles.
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
What part of a cemetery is best for burying guns? The muzzleum.
What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.
Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
They arrested the monkey for throwing Rhesus feces at zoo attendants.His charge? Turd debris assault
When you lose something, why do you always find it in the last place you look? Because you stop looking as soon as you find it.
What's Irish and sits in the sun? Paddy O'Furniture.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it. It was full of carbs.
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
