Short Jokes about Men. A big strong man should be able to take a little funny joke right? Keep them coming, show no remorse, it's all in good fun after all.
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.
How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Who cares? They never get the house anyway.
In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Q. What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A. Beer in each hand!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean? -- A good start.
If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
What's the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
