Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
What do they teach in witching school? - Spelling.
Why does a witch ride a broom? - Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
What do you call two witches living together? - Broommates.
Where do ghosts go out? - Where they can get booo-ze.
What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad? - Ground him
Why was the mummy so tense? - Because he was all wound up.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? - Because he had bat breath.
What did the bird say on Halloween? - Trick or tweet!
What's a Vampire's least favourate song? - Another one bites the dust!
What is a Skeleton's favorite song. - Bad to the Bone
What do gosts call there girl friends? - There goul friends.
What did the goblin say to the witch? - I don't know you tell me!
What did Dracula have for dessert? - Whine & Ice scream
What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt? - Murder King
What is in a ghost's nose? - Boogers
What was the mummies' vacation like? - Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.
What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost? - You are the most booooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? - Because people are dying to get in.
Where do vampires keep their money? - The blood bank!
What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? - They suck!
