Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. - sour-puss
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? - Boo-Berries.
Why do vampires scare people? - They are bored to death!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? - Every night he turns into a bat.
What songs does Dracula hate? - "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.
What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? - Ok, that's a wrap.
How does a girl vampire flirt? - She bats her eyes.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? - He has a bat temper.
Why did Dracula go to the dentist? - He had a fang-ache.
What kind of key does a skeleton use? - A skeleton key.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? - Give him screws.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? - He wanted to get ahead in life.
What is a ghosts favorite sale? - A white sale.
What's a ghosts favorite desert? - Boo-berry pie.
What type of dog does every vampire have? - Bloodhound!
When does a ghost have breakfast? - In the moaning.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast? - Coffee with scream and sugar.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? - Mali-boo.
Where did the ghost get it's hair done? - At the boo-ty shop.
Riddle: the maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? - a coffin.
