Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
In what room of the house would you never find a ghost? The living room.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.
What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
What did the mummy say to the detective? Let's wrap this case up.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank.
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.
Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
