Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Where's the bin? Dad: I haven't been anywhere!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: Don't worry; this is a piece of cake. I said: No, it's a math problem.
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
