Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.
I got so angry the other day when I couldn't find my stress ball.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says Give me some chap-stick... and put it on my bill
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are built upside down!
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
Just watched a documentary about beavers... It was the best damn program I've ever seen.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue – can't put it down.
I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it's Hans free.
I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.
I'm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls!
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
