Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.
How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
I knew I shouldn't have ate that seafood. Because now I'm feeling a little... Eel
What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
