Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it’s a baby reindeer
Which Christmas carol do parents like the most? Silent Night
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours!
Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals? No, I wouldn't know how to feed them.
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" - So I bought her nothing.
There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the game console box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
What is Santa’s dog named? Santa Paws
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues
Whats will you be at Christmas? Yule be happy
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up? Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs
What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws
