Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep and crisp and even!
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
What is Santa’s favorite Olympic event? North Pole-vault
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
