Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
For Christmas, I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
Why is it always cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
What was the elf allergic to? Sh-ELF-ish
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple
What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither – Candles always burn shorter.
