Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I’m not a food critic, but I’d give you five stars any day.
You must be an attending physician, because you’ve got my full attention.
Where do most werewolves live? - In howllywood, California
If you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.
Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP.
I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
You’re like the best dish on the menu, I just can’t get enough.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
Where do most goblins live? - in North and South Scarolina.
If you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.
It's amazing what two or more sinners can achieve together with synergy.
The haughty magician had illusions of grandeur.
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
