Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you have a map? Because I want to avoid you at all costs.
Your cooking is like a work of art, it’s too beautiful to eat.
Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? - to see the boogy man.
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
Have you ever posed nude?
I know what you can give up for Lent... your number... to me.
My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C'mon lets get out of here!
Is your mom a parking ticket? Because she raised a total failure.
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
In very large sponge colonies in the ocean, there's a soaker born every minute.
Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training.
A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.
I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
