Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Can I have a taste of what you’re cooking up?
You must have the best bedside manner, because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I sure wish I were that towel you're using.
Mine safety is riddled with legal pitfalls.
In attempting to cook Japanese food, I bento ver backwards learning proper technique.
Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...
I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.
You must be a gourmet chef because you have exquisite taste.
Are you a referral? Because you’re exactly who I’ve been looking for.
Slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
After injuring my upper arm and wearing an ice pack, my wife accused me of giving her the cold shoulder.
What do you call a musician who steals sheet music? A clef-to maniac.
Accountant is a royal insect.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.
None of my children lives with me.
