Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
You’re like the best dish on the menu, I just can’t get enough.
Where do most goblins live? - in North and South Scarolina.
If you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.
It's amazing what two or more sinners can achieve together with synergy.
The haughty magician had illusions of grandeur.
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I want to disappear.
You’re definitely a master chef, but I’m more interested in mastering the art of romance with you.
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said concentrate!
Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."
I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic.
