Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
A butter is an angry goat.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a wire? Because you've connected me to happiness.
