Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
