Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...
I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
You must be a gourmet chef because you have exquisite taste.
Slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
After injuring my upper arm and wearing an ice pack, my wife accused me of giving her the cold shoulder.
What do you call a musician who steals sheet music? A clef-to maniac.
Accountant is a royal insect.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.
None of my children lives with me.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I’m not a food critic, but I’d give you five stars any day.
Where do most werewolves live? - In howllywood, California
If you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.
Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP.
