Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
You must be in trauma care, because I’m falling hard for you.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you’ve fixed all my problems.
Hey, wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
