Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
I think my medication is wearing off.
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
