Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? - Dead ends
I like your braces. They shine against the waves.
We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, 'Any condiments?' My dad responded, 'Compliments? You look very nice today!'
My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes. They ended up grandfathering him in.
Surprises is the knight in charge of awards.
I've been looking for a seitan worshipper like you my whole life.
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
You must be God's best creation
Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
Are you a med student? Because you’ve just aced the anatomy of my heart.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? - Mas-scare-a.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Since I've taken the job in The Everglades I've been swamped!
Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble.
The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite.
Are you still using Internet Explorer, you must like it slow and dangerous.
Are you Godin? Because you look like you're about to score.
I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?
