Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
You’re a master in the kitchen and in my heart.
Who was the most famous ghost detective? - Sherlock Moans.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Some doting parents are son worshipers.
I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents.
I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of sharp nails, punishing your backside with each jolt.
Do you believe in the big bang theory?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.
The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy.
Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
