Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you have a fuse? Because you're about to ignite my passion.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
I like hookers.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
