Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
Who needs resolutions when I've already resolved to make you smile tonight?
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
Carrot is auto rust.
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
You've turned my New Year's Eve into something I'll never forget.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
Claribell was so allergic to natural fibres that he had to make his clown suit entirely out of polyjester.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
