Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
Can I get a login to your hotspot?
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first.
My org needs a touch assist.
I’d love to be your sous chef in the kitchen of love.
If flirting were a cocktail, you’d be a pro at crafting the perfect one.
You must be a neurologist, because you’ve just rewired my brain for love.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? - Whipped scream.
I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made. It was rued.
I recycle. I just bought a used Harley.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?
How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
Your cooking skills are making my heart melt like butter on a hot pan.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
