Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
You must be God's best creation
Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a wet paper towel to stop a speeding train.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? - Mas-scare-a.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Since I've taken the job in The Everglades I've been swamped!
Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble.
The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite.
Are you still using Internet Explorer, you must like it slow and dangerous.
Are you Godin? Because you look like you're about to score.
I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?
I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
Your car's fuel efficiency is a cruel joke, devouring gasoline like a ravenous beast and leaving your wallet in tears.
I can’t decide what’s hotter: your kitchen or you.
What happens when two vampires meet? - It was love at first bite!
If you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.
Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself.
