Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?
How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to maneuver a drunken elephant through a minefield.
Your cooking skills are making my heart melt like butter on a hot pan.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
So when's your next night off?
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
You’re definitely a culinary artist, but I’m more interested in the art of seduction.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? - Dead ends
I like your braces. They shine against the waves.
We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, 'Any condiments?' My dad responded, 'Compliments? You look very nice today!'
My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes. They ended up grandfathering him in.
Surprises is the knight in charge of awards.
I've been looking for a seitan worshipper like you my whole life.
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
You must be God's best creation
