Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
You must be in trauma care, because I’m falling hard for you.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
Hey, wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
Let me show you my daily special.
If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
What's a nice girl/guy like you doing in a confession line like this?
Are you a sous chef? Because I’d love to be your right-hand man in the kitchen.
I came in thirsty, but you’ve left me absolutely speechless.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you’ve just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
You can raze a tree with a lumber jack.
