Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
Let me show you my daily special.
If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
What's a nice girl/guy like you doing in a confession line like this?
Your car's suspension is as stiff as a corpse, providing a bone-shattering experience that leaves passengers longing for the sweet embrace of death.
Are you a sous chef? Because I’d love to be your right-hand man in the kitchen.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
You can raze a tree with a lumber jack.
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
Can I get a login to your hotspot?
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first.
My org needs a touch assist.
The interior of your car is a haven for filth and grime, a breeding ground for bacteria and foul odors.
I’d love to be your sous chef in the kitchen of love.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? - Whipped scream.
I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made. It was rued.
I recycle. I just bought a used Harley.
