Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Have I seen you on j-date?
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
