Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Your pants are the final frontier
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
