Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
I think my medication is wearing off.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I don’t need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
