Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
I think my medication is wearing off.
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
