Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" Swine flu?
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
Claribell was so allergic to natural fibres that he had to make his clown suit entirely out of polyjester.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
