Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Your face looks like it was hit by a freight train, then dragged through a field of broken glass for good measure.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
