Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
Want to hold my shaft?
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
