Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Your face looks like it was hit by a freight train, then dragged through a field of broken glass for good measure.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
I like things with more miles per gallon.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
