Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
Why don't we dim sum lights?
And you think my ears are big....
I think my medication is wearing off.
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
You're quite the catch, baby.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
