Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a football jersey? Because I’d love to wear your number.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
Why don't we dim sum lights?
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
And you think my ears are big....
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
