Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
