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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 85

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
My corn always wear a husk
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Are you a legal memo? Because you’ve outlined everything I need to be happy.
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
I would love to see the way you farm.
Carrot is auto rust.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.

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I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.