Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
I hope you’re into cyborg-human relations, because I’m feeling like a machine right now.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
