Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Your pants are the final frontier
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Nice asteroids.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
