Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
Nice asteroids.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
