Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
You’re like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Your treat or mine?
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
Are you a scrub cap? Because you’re on my mind all the time.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
This game is about ball control baby.
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
