Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
I would love to see the way you farm.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
