Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Hey baby, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
