Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
You're the droid I've been looking for.
Can I show you my spitball?
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind.
