Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Leia's buns ain't got nothing on yours baby.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
