Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
I hope you’re into cyborg-human relations, because I’m feeling like a machine right now.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
I know you've heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
Is it allergy season? Because you run faster than my nose.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
