Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
